Like, they're so desperate to cover up their own hardware failures to the point where they're just going around pointing fingers at external factors instead of just reflecting on themselves. Like, Newgrounds, listen closely, if everyone is telling you that your IT Practices are bad, then perhaps you should listen to them!

Other advice to Newgrounds:

Your IT Team has hidden talents! Keep them hidden!

Your IT Team is out of this world! They should stay there!

Your IT Team started from the ground. Now they're diggin'!

People are telling you your IT Team sucks! I think you should listen!

Don't ever let your IT Team cook again!

We're gettin' kicked outta the hood for your IT Team!

Your IT Team's fire! Put it out!

But seriously, trying to claim there's a DDoS attack instead of taking responsibility for your poorly maintained IT infrastructure is pathetic. Yeah, I'm done with this site.